What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I’m the lowest MK4 ever, and I’ve been involved in numerous different VAG shows, and I have over 300 confirmed killed oil pans. I am trained in being low and I’m more static than anyone in the entire US VAG scene. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will scrap the fuck out with aggression in the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tuners across the USA and my boost is being raised right now so you better prepare for the flame, faggot. The flame that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your MK4. You’re a fucking noob, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (as long as their no speed bumps), and I have over seven hundred posts on vortex a week, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in scene points, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the VWVortex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my pan on the face of your driveway, you little shit. If only you could have known what unscene retribution your little “pro” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re never in the scene, you goddamn MK4 kid. I will shit Taco Bell all over you and you will drown in it. Lower it, pussy.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I’m the lowest MK4 ever, and I’ve been involved in numerous different VAG shows, and I have over 300 confirmed killed oil pans. I am trained in being low and I’m more static than anyone in the entire US VAG scene. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will scrap the fuck out with aggression in the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tuners across the USA and my boost is being raised right now so you better prepare for the flame, faggot. The flame that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your MK4. You’re a fucking noob, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (as long as their no speed bumps), and I have over seven hundred posts on vortex a week, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in scene points, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the VWVortex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my pan on the face of your driveway, you little shit. If only you could have known what unscene retribution your little “pro” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re never in the scene, you goddamn MK4 kid. I will shit Taco Bell all over you and you will drown in it. Lower it, pussy.

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